the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

vanehwasreal:

i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and

image

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.


you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

Well, hello.

It has been a good day off for me today. I had a nice time strolling at the mall and taking a look at things that I’m supposed to buy if I had lots of money. But then again, I haven’t, so,..NO.

I was expecting that I’ll get to buy a phone soon, because I saw this deal at a store that the phone is 12 months to pay. But, the method of payment is through credit card, so that sucked too, because I don’t have that. I’m not stupendously rich, you know. Urgh. I wish I could buy a new phone these days, but then again, it’s just so hard because I’m also finding it a struggle to save because of some expenses on my dorm and other non-sense stuffs like food and clothing. Lol.

Being employed is actually good. The bad thing with it is the salary you get. If it’s big, well then that’s great. If it’s not, well, hello poverty! (That’s actually me on the latter part. Lol)

mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend