radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

There’s really nothing much to do on a Holy Week. 

I don’t like the idea of my favorite fast food chains closing, or even some other random stores. And that sucks because I’m living in a dorm. And that means I have to find ways to survive and to find food.

So since I feel like everything else will be close tomorrow in observation of the Holy Week, I bought bread. 

Yes. Bread.

Well, duh, I don’t wanna buy canned goods, I mean, how am I going to eat it without rice? Unless you’ll consider the can as the rice and its contents as the food, well, I’m not really into that kind of idea. Cans are not edible you know. Lol.

Anyway, I’m so off topic. It’s my off tomorrow, and I don’t know what I’m going to do. For sure I’ll be stuck in my dorm the whole day because the malls are close, and that’s really bad news. So I think that I’ll be just staying inside my room the whole day, surfing the net and eating the bread I bought for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Omygod, that’s like total bread overdose. 

So not cool.

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Happy 24th Birthday Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson

(15th April 1990)